Wilbur Curtis Maneuver

- invented by gnarly 6th grader, Wilbur Curtis
- the maneuver is a two-step process, in which one takes a fistful of loose tobacco and then smokes it through one's hand, as one would through, say, a pipe
- smoking a whole "cigarette" like this is called going Full Curtis
- the maneuver bears Wilbur Curtis' name because, as far as is known, he is the only individual known to have completed it in full
- because Wilbur Curtis can never buy papers, the maneuver is generally his sole means of recourse
- recieved moderate attention amongst local news sources and was briefly considered a "teen phenomenon"
- when local journalist Dim Clinkman tried to contact the Curtis family parents regarding the matter, they informed him that he "had the wrong address" and that they "have no son"

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