- Derek will tell you all kinds of wild stuff about the Heckler but, unlike most of his stories, it's mostly bullshit
- little is known about The Heckler aside from the fact that she can usually be found in The Graveyard or behind The Gas Station
- smells strongly of gin
- smokes Midnight Special. fond of smoking the Spesh
- she and The Bird Lady go way back
- was once employed at a place Doot calls "The Farm," though she doesn't like to talk about it
- Her real name is Linda and she has a skin condition where she has to wear a jacket all the time and all she ever did was wave at the poor paranoid stoned teens a few times
- may or may not be one of the few to have been visited by Cecil Richards
meanwhile, on an adjacent plane of reality, it's FIST LAD UNIVERSE