Midnight Special

- the world's worst tobacco
- always roll-your-own
- costs 30 cents at The Gas Station
- the only kind of tobacco that you can legally sell to 17 year olds
- it tastes like a burnt asshole
- it's like smoking a cigarette that has already been smoked
- Sid will do a lot of things but he will never smoke the Spesh
- Wilbur Curtis loves the Spesh
- a favorite of many of the town's less hygienic eccentrics, such as The Heckler and Heinous Andy
- might make a good insecticide


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