Levi Cloumbus III

- Ashamed son of two-timing war criminal Levi "Loglegs" Cloumbus Junior
- Proud father of aspiring lawyer Brundin Cloumbus
- Disgraced former chairman of the fantasy dog shit league
- Really ran Loglegs' Lumber Mill into the ground in the 80's and 90's
- The only thing that kept them afloat was the on-location filming of legendary straight-to-VHS porn movie, "Ass-to-Ass"
- The dividends are still rolling in from that one
- Made the decision early on to completely shelter his son from their family history
- Brundin thinks his grandfather is a war hero and his dad is an honest, self-made man
- Has no idea his entire inheritance comes from porn and war crimes

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