Doot

- Doot works at a highway toll booth where he sometimes hangs out with Sid and co.
- Doot talks a lot about his days on "the farm"
- smokes weed and fucks a lot
- has fucked basically everyone else who works at the toll booth
- is rarely ever actually in his booth
- his boss hates him but is afraid to fire him
- Doot speaks only in rhymed metrical verse
- nobody knows why Doot works at a highway toll booth
- rarely if ever scared
- Sid and his friends think Doot is a cool dude but they don't know how old he is
- Doot may or may not know how old he is
- which is cool because who cares, really
- Doot talks a lot about a girl named Gerty, who he knew on "the farm"
- Doot often mutters things to himself about "the ancient chicken herds"
- has been known to chill with The Heckler
- one of the few who it is confirmed have seen Cecil Richards


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