Derek's Mom

- Derek's mom
- married to Derek's dad
- the two of them met while in high school
- kept Derek inside until he was 13
- don't look Derek's Mom in the eyes for too long or weird things will start to happen
- watches a lot of TV
- has a TV in her kitchen as well as her bathroom
- says a lot of strange stuff; invokes murderers and pedophiles way too often for it not to be concerning
- which really makes you think


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