Daniel

- Nerd convert
- Incompetent intern for Sid and his friends, takes notes for them
- You can always see him with the ledger in hand
- Is charged with a plethora of other thankless tasks such as eating the roach or having to buy stuff for Sid and co. at the Gas Station
- His unbridled incompetence and uselessness almost deprive him of a physical form
- In reality, he's always in the room just previously left; Daniel can never keep up
- Daniel is what your parents might call "a nice boy"
- Can't roll a joint on account of his lil nerd fingers
- Can't look Wilbur Curtis in the eye
- There are many things that Daniel cannot do

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meanwhile, on an adjacent plane of reality, it's FIST LAD UNIVERSE